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so i’m walking home from the screenprint studio and these two bros are walking toward me
and as soon as they see me they start this super loud, super fake argument:
“youre fucking me tonight”
“no dude you’re fucking me tonight”
“no dude you’re fucking me tonight and you’re jerking me off”
some thoughts on this
a. if they thought that was going to make me uncomfortable they picked the wrong girl because the level of graphic detail and frequency with which i happen discuss gay sex, both male and female, would make their eyes water.
b. im fairly certain that they both do actually yearn to fuck each other but can never admit to it again after that one night with all the natty ices and bong hits.
c. THEY BOTH WERE SUCKING ON LOLLYPOPS COMPLETELY WITHOUT IRONY
d. i feel really really sorry for these dummies.
