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sooo it's looking like i might only have one...

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Would anyone be interested in buying my digital...

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i’m not sad that the big going out out plans for tomorrow night fell through. the new plan is to go to the house party where everyone from high school will be. giant reunions, when they happen, are always amazing. the house is so close to mine, unlike the club we were going to go to in williamsburg. a last minute plan to go to rhode island got thrown together for sunday and monday! ...

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herbie reminded me that i missed the chance to say...

shucks

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I really can't stand when people say "I literally...

If you say “I swear I [figurative example]” I will understand based on context that you’re speaking figuratively and you will not be lying or confusing me. When you say “literally” that means you really, actually did what you’re saying you did, when in reality you don’t mean that at all. Fucking get it through your head that the point of a figurative...

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finally cleared to eat any and all food that i...

all of the best foods are crunchy/crumbly!

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i'm stuck in my construction zone of an apartment...

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“The average homosexual has 1,000 or more partners in a lifetime, and the average...”

– -Newsletter from Ron Paul [yup that sounds pretty accurate i wouldn’t even think to investigate what study those figures came from]

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so today i went to an american apparel warehouse sale with chelsea (even though i boycott them for being an enterprise built on sexual assault and lies) (but everything was just so cheap i bought one or two things) (i’m sorry i feel guilty about compromising my ideals) BUT THE POINT OF THIS STORY IS the guy who was checking me out at the register looked EXACTLY like a BUSTED raja

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“If we have never been amazed by the very fact that we exist, we are squandering...”

– Will Durant

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